So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
Truth bomb if I ever saw one.
what I watch during breaks at schoo’
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
Jesse on Conan, May 22, 2013. (x)
“We filmed on Bourbon Street, and I think half the people were hired by the movie to act like they were crazy, and the other half of the people were crazy.”
I want this
if you dont like peeps get the hell away from me
do you mean people or is there something american called peeps
either way *gets the hell away from you*
THE FUCK IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CANARY SHIT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
hey now you have not liVED until you’ve had a peep ok
Wait, did we do it? Do we finally have something other countries don’t have/know about?? We’re not the ones who are out of the loop for once?
|Uncle:||You're getting fat.|
|Me:||Winter is coming.|
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS
I’ve lost count of how many times I have this discussion with friends. WTF I want pockets.
The way these pants are made now is clearly a ploy to make us buy purses and bags.
There are a few problems with this sentence:
hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after...